TSA Pedobear
Opt out of the naked body scanner and you and your kids might be chased by this new TSA agent.
Watch out! Pedobear’s got a TSA job. And its his goal to make himself happy with your kids!
The TSA’s got new rules that let them fondle you and your kids, and because of recent “news” of terrorist loading their breast with bombs, you can be certain they will take extra special care examining (aka fondling) your wife. Don’t think it won’t happen; stuff like TSA agents twisting breasts is already happening (audio). You might want to rethink your travel plans if you care about your family at all.

I can't wait until we have Leg-hump Pedobear Action Figures!
Its a work in progress.
Link to another good pic of Pedobear making air travel safer for everyone (except the kids)
That picture is funny…