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To the Outraged Without Cause or Reason
To the outraged who do not have an injured or dead Virginia Tech student, and to those with no connection to Virginia Tech at all: Stop overreacting.
Contact with the Easter Bunny
Making contact with the Easter Bunny was no easy task, but I was able to track him down, and learn a few things about him.
The Easter Bunny, or Pagan Easter Bunny as he prefers to be called until next year, was found depositing his eggs just outside of Jacksonville. He asked that I not quote him directly, or give the exact location of where he was found. The Pagan Easter Bunny had already traveled across America, and only had Florida left before he continued to the rest of the world. We were quite shocked to find that the Pagan Easter Bunny understood and spoke English, so my bunny translator was underused. I asked him if we could talk, and he seemed upset. He gave 2 rules: no recording, and no writing.
Looking Glass...
